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4 seconds
Mommyies.
6 seconds
[laughter]
37 seconds
Puppies have two speeds. Asleep and absolute nonsense.
46 seconds
Huh?
1 minute
Huh? Oh, you think it's funny, do you?
1 minute, 8 seconds
[laughter]
1 minute, 13 seconds
Every workout's better when your loudest cheerleader has four paws.
1 minute, 36 seconds
Hey mate, where are you going?
1 minute, 40 seconds
[music]
1 minute, 46 seconds
Where are you going?
1 minute, 56 seconds
What? Huh?
2 minutes, 6 seconds
That zigzags are anti- theft technology.
2 minutes, 9 seconds
Puppy logic. If they can't predict me, they can steal it.
2 minutes, 18 seconds
I said no, ma'am. Oh, tear your butt up.
2 minutes, 29 seconds
[laughter]
3 minutes, 3 seconds
[laughter]
3 minutes, 10 seconds
When puppies Internal GPS is permanently set to milk location.
3 minutes, 42 seconds
[laughter]
3 minutes, 51 seconds
[laughter]
3 minutes, 55 seconds
No ocean needed when you have unlimited imagination. Does your dog have this unstoppable swimming spirit?
4 minutes, 21 seconds
Oh, hold on.
4 minutes, 34 seconds
Show me. Go. Show me. Show me. Show me. Show mommy. Go.
4 minutes, 39 seconds
[laughter]
4 minutes, 47 seconds
Trust me, this isn't even the highest level of chaos puppies have created.
4 minutes, 54 seconds
[laughter]
5 minutes, 1 second
Character development starts with the first Zooi. Puppy has officially entered the Zooi Club.
5 minutes, 10 seconds
[laughter]
5 minutes, 15 seconds
[groaning]
5 minutes, 20 seconds
Huh? Are you powered by smoochies?
5 minutes, 30 seconds
[laughter]
5 minutes, 34 seconds
Powered by smoochies.
5 minutes, 37 seconds
Even in the air, doggo never skip leg day. [music] The floor may be gone, but the mission continues.
5 minutes, 50 seconds
So then I saw them. I saw them together.
5 minutes, 53 seconds
They've been having this affair for like 5 years. Okay. But you can't tell anybody. You promise? Don't find the hole blue.
6 minutes, 4 seconds
Look at this dude. Look at that guy.
6 minutes, 7 seconds
Look at that guy. Look at dude. Good boy. Good boy, dude.
6 minutes, 38 seconds
The toy was just sitting there. Somehow that was suspicious enough.
6 minutes, 53 seconds
[laughter]
6 minutes, 56 seconds
[snorts]
7 minutes, 5 seconds
Oh, we worked on that together. Yeah. Yeah. Really? No.
7 minutes, 18 seconds
That's probably one of the only
7 minutes, 38 seconds
A troublemaking puppy has nothing on a goose.
8 minutes
[laughter]
8 minutes, 5 seconds
Mommy. No. Inside. Inside inside.
8 minutes, 23 seconds
Oh, they sh your fishes.
8 minutes, 26 seconds
[laughter]
8 minutes, 33 seconds
[laughter]
8 minutes, 35 seconds
The puppy's lawyer would like to point out that it looked exactly like a toy.
9 minutes, 36 seconds
That's probably one of the only telling me I'm supposed to love a child more than this.
9 minutes, 46 seconds
There's no way. You're the sweetest boy.
9 minutes, 55 seconds
Bro had a perfect hiding spot until the tail started broadcasting.
10 minutes, 22 seconds
Please go watch this. Watch this.
10 minutes, 25 seconds
No. Watch this. Watch this. Take off again. Go for the handful.
10 minutes, 34 seconds
We are not
10 minutes, 47 seconds
[laughter]
10 minutes, 50 seconds
pretty well.
11 minutes
What if pup saw the laptop getting too much [music] attention?
11 minutes, 25 seconds
She's my best friend and I just I can't tell her that I saw her husband, you know, with this other woman.
11 minutes, 32 seconds
It's like been going on for
11 minutes, 47 seconds
humans ordered an angel and received a tiny tornado.
12 minutes, 26 seconds
[laughter]
12 minutes, 41 seconds
[crying]
12 minutes, 44 seconds
Puppies don't care what you're playing. They're just happy you said yes.
13 minutes, 4 seconds
people.
13 minutes, 15 seconds
Christmas
13 minutes, 36 seconds
minibody championship attitude. This was less tugof-war and more tug of ego.
14 minutes, 30 seconds
The pup cup was so good the puppy forgot It had a face.
14 minutes, 39 seconds
[snorts and laughter]
15 minutes, 2 seconds
You going to try again? Come on. You can do it. Come here, buddy.
15 minutes, 9 seconds
Come on. Come on, sweetie. Almost. Come on. Come on.
15 minutes, 24 seconds
Oh, princess. Princess, where are you? You can watch.
15 minutes, 31 seconds
When puppy downloaded unlimited speed with zero self-control.
15 minutes, 52 seconds
[laughter]
15 minutes, 57 seconds
Local farmer reports record-breaking carrot harvest.
16 minutes, 2 seconds
[laughter]
16 minutes, 33 seconds
What do you say?
16 minutes, 45 seconds
[laughter]
16 minutes, 49 seconds
What?
16 minutes, 59 seconds
Running
17 minutes, 1 second
[laughter]
17 minutes, 5 seconds
[gasps]
17 minutes, 15 seconds
for absolutely no reason is still a reason to a happy dog.
17 minutes, 28 seconds
[laughter]
17 minutes, 32 seconds
Sit. Stay. Stay.
17 minutes, 56 seconds
Two bros started a boss fight with the exact same character.
18 minutes, 34 seconds
[laughter]
18 minutes, 49 seconds
First
18 minutes, 57 seconds
[music]
18 minutes, 59 seconds
202400.
19 minutes, 12 seconds
Fore! Foreign! Foreign!
19 minutes, 50 seconds
New house rule. If it's on the floor, it's the puppies, including the slipper.
20 minutes, 30 seconds
Good girl.
20 minutes, 32 seconds
Rigger, are you learning your duties on the crane? Huh?
20 minutes, 39 seconds
What a good girl. What a good baby. Come on.
20 minutes, 46 seconds
Gentle brushing is basically a puppy's version of a five-star spare day.
21 minutes, 30 seconds
[screaming]
21 minutes, 32 seconds
[snorts]
21 minutes, 37 seconds
Sit down. Good girl.
21 minutes, 45 seconds
Down. Good girl.
22 minutes, 3 seconds
When Pup had no idea what was happening, just copied the excitement.
22 minutes, 8 seconds
Uh, he got up. Preston, did you get up on
22 minutes, 21 seconds
his stairs? [music]
22 minutes, 49 seconds
Doggo has serious I'm on vacation energy. Every wave gets a five-star review from this passenger.
23 minutes, 15 seconds
You are not demure. You are demonic. You are demented. You are also a little bit delusional and perhaps even a bit more
23 minutes, 21 seconds
derelct. Um I think we all need to look at the definition again of demure because seems to be a little bit misunderstood these days.
23 minutes, 30 seconds
[clears throat]
23 minutes, 38 seconds
You're not stuck.
23 minutes, 50 seconds
The kitchen's basically live entertainment for a food motivated dog.
24 minutes, 7 seconds
I don't have food. There's no food up here. You look stupid.
24 minutes, 15 seconds
He said, "No, you How you doing out here? Just sunbathing.
24 minutes, 24 seconds
You have a good life, huh?
24 minutes, 41 seconds
No,
24 minutes, 52 seconds
bro. Weaponized eye contact. Those eyes have successfully bypassed all human defenses.
25 minutes, 1 second
[groaning]
25 minutes, 41 seconds
[laughter]
25 minutes, 42 seconds
That's a gender. Bull Terrier wasn't threatening anyone.
25 minutes, 49 seconds
It was testing out its new sound effects.
25 minutes, 52 seconds
[clears throat]
26 minutes, 3 seconds
Is he okay? I don't know.
26 minutes, 37 seconds
The excitement was too big to fit into a straight line.
27 minutes, 1 second
[gasps]
27 minutes, 1 second
Oh.
27 minutes, 25 seconds
The little paws are saying, "I'm serious." While the face says, "I'm adorable."
27 minutes, 34 seconds
[laughter]
27 minutes, 37 seconds
Oh. Oh my god. Are you Oh my. Are you real?
27 minutes, 44 seconds
Oh my god. Why?
27 minutes, 55 seconds
Nope.
28 minutes, 23 seconds
Puppy wrestling rules. Everything is allowed except being serious.
28 minutes, 40 seconds
Puppy. Puppy. Puppy. Puppy. Come here. Puppy.
28 minutes, 48 seconds
Puppy.
29 minutes, 20 seconds
Future professional cleaner loading. Currently promoted to broom inspector.
30 minutes, 25 seconds
Every dog has that wand toy that's absolutely non-negotiable.
30 minutes, 33 seconds
What do you want? Show me what you want. Do you want to go home?
30 minutes, 43 seconds
You want your mommy?
30 minutes, 56 seconds
Now with the Chihuahua.
30 minutes, 59 seconds
Have you ever spent time with a Chihuahua? Do you know a Chihuahua personally? I don't believe you.
31 minutes, 8 seconds
Gino, come. Good boy. Come.
31 minutes, 21 seconds
Good boy. Are you serious?
31 minutes, 32 seconds
[music]
31 minutes, 39 seconds
Puppy turned the house into a personal racetrack. This little athlete refuses to surrender.
31 minutes, 57 seconds
Sometimes the smallest paws create the biggest laughs. Thanks for watching.

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